And here we go!
The goal is to raise $3999 so that I can publish a paperback book called 99 Jobs. Production costs (editor, designer, printer) will be $8000, so I'm asking for half that. The other half will come out of my retirement savings. Heck, I never really expected to retire anyway. If enough people pre-order the book through Kickstarter, I'll know it's worth the investment.
You can pre-order an e-book for a $5 donation or a paperback for $20. For a little extra donation, there are extra rewards: your name on the Construction Crew list, handmade wooden bookmarks. For a $99 donation, you'll get a special limited edition of More Jobs, of which only 99 copies will be printed—ever. Or for $999, I'll come to your home and repair your toilet—and deliver the book face-to-face wearing my tool belt.
99 Jobs will be 99 "tool belt stories" about living in the construction zone. Repairing homes, I meet people—the zany and the sober, the poor and
the insanely rich. You can meet them, too, from professional clowns to
Nobel prize winners, from con men to software zillionaires. I’d like to
share my own story as well.
The jobs range from changing light
bulbs to rebuilding entire houses, with stops along the way as plumber,
electrician, and remover of romantic woodpeckers. I’ve been showered by
sewage, smoked by exploding gas, impaled like a vampire by a wooden
stake. Some clients flirt—or something beyond flirtation. Once I tried
to kill a man. I’ve been cheated. I’ve had embarrassingly intimate
relations with tools. I like good hard work though I’ve done some bad
work, too. Along the way I’ve built a family—my own—and seen how a
construction crew is like another temporary family, happy or Tolstoyan,
loving or dysfunctional.